so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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