Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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