So drunk, too bad you don't want this
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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