Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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