just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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