You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
His nipple licking is glorious
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