the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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