Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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