called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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