Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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