I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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