She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she peed on how many people?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
