She announced her abortion via fbk
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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