Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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