What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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