she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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