what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
high people should be assigned attendants
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
