she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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