there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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