so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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