if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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