Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I need a hoe opinion
go on
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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