I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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