if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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