The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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