We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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