i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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