she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
home. puking in laundry basket.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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