one might say we're banned from that church
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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