; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
