you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
