He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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