Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
