The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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