I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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