oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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