i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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