Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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