I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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