He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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