Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
either way he was missing a nipple.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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