I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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