why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i think i have two assholes
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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