You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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