i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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