Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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