Can Purell be used as lube?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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