I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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