Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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