I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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