idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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