But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
