Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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